While PlayerLocation = PAX

Cara = Chipmunk
Vi = Kitten
Aphra + Isabela = Probably nothing to worry about. Really.

Somebody here has two thumbs and is headed to PAX AUs which means I am not going to be around for the next few!

Vi is a tiny kitten at the centre of a custody dispute between Steph and Saffron, Aphra and Isabela are enjoying their early crime holiday and, as always, Cara is a deeply annoyed chipmunk.

So, in case Aphra's class wasn't a hint, I'm not going to be around for the next wee bit because we're in the middle of moving and oh god where did we even get all this stuff.

So Aphra is a tooka lurking in the vents, Vi is a kitten who dreams of nothing but murder, and Cara is a chipmunk. Again. Her life is hard.

No newbies, but I do have an alum coming back to teach, so...

( The Mord'Sith )

( The Savior )

( The Avatar )

( The Spy )

( The Player )

Also I've got a couple of TA spots open (one for Cara, two for Bond) so if anyone's interested just comment below (TA comments will be screened). Preference given to grads, then RNG funtimes.

Still working on the newbie's infopost, but in the meantime, the oldbies in tasty bitesize form.

( I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it! )

( Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. And that's terrible. )

( I had a dog once. I trained it to attack on command. )

( The world's going to know you died scratching my balls )

( Now for a game I like to call 'Pass the grenade'! )

( Verbing weirds language. )

( Art Crawl! o/ )

( Sweetheart, if this is our last night on earth, then I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect. )

And the player:

( Real life has a sad lack of pithy quotes )

No newbies, so gifs and dot points!

( The Avatar )

( The Future Super-Villian )

( The Mord'Sith )

( The Spy )

( The Mastermind )

( The Boy (and His Tiger) )

( The Middle-Trainee )

( The Hunter )

( The Player )

No newbies, but I has pretties!

( The Mord'Sith )

( The Future Cake Thief )

( The Secret Agent )

( The Security Consultant )

( The Player )

Just the ones on island.

( The Mord'Sith )

( The Boy and His Tiger )

( The Secret Agent )

( The Player )

We're just coming up on the end-of-semester at uni, which means I suddenly have something on the order of fifty billion assignments due, most of them on the same day.

So (as you could probably guess from the sudden rash of animal tranformations) Cara, Calvin, and Bond are going to be much furrier for the next week and a bit while I take a wee breather to do all the assignments.

Those with modding rights know who they are.

*stops flist spamming now*