Luckily, Cara was only going to have to deal with her favorite idiot. The one that thought B&E made a thoughtful anniversary gift.

"You don't even have leftover pizza in your fridge," Surreal complained, waltzing in and waving half a frozen waffle at her girlfriend for emphasis. Look, you have your snack foods, Surreal has hers. "It's all mystery leftovers. Even Tersa can label things, although sometimes it's 'yes' or 'no' or 'poisonous stay out.'"