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Cara ([personal profile] wrongkindofsith) wrote2011-07-10 10:04 pm
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Room 418, Sunday Morning

Oddly enough, Cara had not been best pleased to wake up with hooves. Twisting around to look at herself it also seemed like she had a tattoo of crossed agiels on either side of her flanks, but it was hard to tell given they were half-covered by her wings.

...covered by her wings.

Okay, now that was just ridiculous. If she found out who was responsible for this, they were going to get such a kicking.

At least the door-handle wasn't too hard to work with her mouth.

[ooc: Open door, cranky pony.]
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[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Nathan wasn't gonna get the picture off but that was because he was too busy ducking and moving out of the way. He did not need to lose another phone to a pissed off girl, horse or not.

"Watch it, watch it!" Nathan shouted, glaring at her. "Is that anyway to treat a good friends of yours who is currently not a horse?"
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Cara glared back and flapped her wings. Of course it wasn't, but there was a fatal flaw in Nathan's logic. "Since when are we 'good friends'?"

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you saying we're not?" Nathan asked, putting on his best sad face. "Cara, come on, we've been through so much together. Now, I'm helping you through your pitiful pony experience!"
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Much insulting of each other's supposed sexual proclivities, perhaps.

"By trying to take pictures?" Pervert.

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can't want a souvenir for this amazing occasion?" Nathan asked, laughing. "It'd be like a memento of our happier times."
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like when I threatened to cut certain things off?" she growled, wings flapping furiously, face to face with him.

She'd realise that as a pony she wasn't actually tall enough to do that in a minute.

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're a fucking tiny pony," Nathan laughed, pointing again. "You're not intimidating. You have a fucking puffy tail! We could make some money by putting a saddle on you and charging for pony rides!"
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
They would not be doing that, thank you very much.

"Do you have the slightest idea how much a horse bite can hurt?" She'd be more than happy to show him if he didn't.

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"You need anger management classes," Nathan said, waggling his finger at her. "I think it would help you channel a lot of this aggression into something meaningful. Hey, maybe you could take up cooking!"
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Nathan was going to lost that finger if he didn't point it somewhere else. "I can handle my anger just fine." And channelling her aggression into kicking him in the face would be plenty meaningful.

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"You threaten me every single time we talk!" Nathan pointed out, shaking his head. "How is that handling your anger just fine? That's not fine, that's felonious!"
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well maybe if Nathan stopped provoking her every time they talked. "Because I haven't actually killed you yet." Cara considered that a masterful piece of restraint on her part.

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Now, what have I done that merits murder?" Nathan asked, shaking his head. "You have so far to go before you're truly cured of this ball of red, throbbing anger you have inside you."
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is it really murder when you'll just get better?" No jury in the world would convict her!

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aww, you know about my immortality!" Nathan said, sounding pleased about that. "Did I tell you that or has word gotten around?"
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Cara was just as capable of rolling her eyes as pony it would seem. "You told me, if it were the latter I imagine many more people would be trying to kill you."

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wrong!" Nathan crowed, shaking his head. "People love me! I'm universally popular and well liked!"

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're lying," Nathan decided, shaking his head. "You're just afraid of your overwhelming feelings for me."
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
He'd know how very wrong he was if he'd ever actually seen Cara trying to lie about her feelings. "Overwhelming feelings of annoyance and disgust maybe."

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"And yet, you and I, we just keep finding our way to each other," Nathan said, shaking his head. "Must be fate."
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Or the size of the island. I doubt it's more than a league across."

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"You are breaking my heart and crushing my idyllic view of our friendship, Cara," Nathan said, clutching his shirt over his heart. "How am I to deal with this rejection?"
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
And she hadn't even hit him. "You'll live."

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Nathan smirked and took a few steps away from her, giving her a wave as he did. AS he got a little further away, he whipped his phone out again and tried to take a picture.

Whether he got it or not, he was totally running as soon as the camera flashed. He wasn't taking a chance there.

"See you later, Pony Girl!" he threw over his shoulder.
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Cara was totally running after him. And she was pretty quick even when she didn't four legs.

Run, Nathan, run!

[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Nathan threw himself into his room, kicked the door shut and locked it. Yep, not letting her in. And if she kicked that in, he would totally call the fucking cops and get laughed at for saying a pony was threatening him.

Whatever, he'd still call them and insist they get their asses out to him.
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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-07-10 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So it turned out that galloping full bore down the hall with your wings out was a really good way of discovering that those wings were actually functional. Which meant that Cara was momentarily distracted from the pressing task of destroying Nathan's door as she tried to avoid flying straight into a wall.

But when Nathan least expected it, she'd be waiting. He'd never even see her coming.
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