"Cara, it's Kyle Reese. Parkour is going to be on Godiva Street this week. Fastest way to get there is to go out the north gate and up Serendipity until you hit Godiva. Wear shoes and clothes you can run and jump in. See you then."
"I won't be needing to employ your advice on girls anymore, I don't think. Thank you for being attentive and trying to help but it seems as if things have ended and your advice won't be needed."
One boxed cupcake (http://pics.livejournal.com/chief_cheerio/pic/0000szd9) and a campaign flier (http://pics.livejournal.com/chief_cheerio/pic/0000rgcq).
"Well, that all sounds lovely, although I'm lactose intolerant, and would have chosen the powdered doughnuts, but why are you telling me? It seems like more of a matter for a housekeeper, which I'm certainly not."
"Come on, I know you gotta be there. Give me a call back before I start leaving dirty things on your voicemail. Come to my room and I'll tell you those dirty things in person."
She'd remember about the phone thing sooner or later, she would, but . . .
"It's not the taste so much as the texture that takes some getting used to, at least in my opinion, and anyway I don't really want any right now, thanks."
"In no way have I rubbed anything in. And even if I did, aren't you getting married? What is wrong with everyone today?" There was a pause before. "Wait, how are you sending me a voicemail?"
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Phone Insanity
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LEFT OUTSIDE ROOM DOOR
Crazy Phone day
Did I piss you off, little sis? And what do raccoons have to do with it?
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Wacky Phones
"No, no. Definitely the wrong number. No ferret sex here. But thanks for the mental image. It's not weird at all."
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Crazy Phone Day(s)!
"Well, that all sounds lovely, although I'm lactose intolerant, and would have chosen the powdered doughnuts, but why are you telling me? It seems like more of a matter for a housekeeper, which I'm certainly not."
Wires Crossed Wednesday
This wasn't meant for Cara. It really wasn't.
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"I'm in your class, I'm not your delivery guy, okay? Though burritos sound kind of good..."
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Wacky Phone Day
She'd remember about the phone thing sooner or later, she would, but . . .
"It's not the taste so much as the texture that takes some getting used to, at least in my opinion, and anyway I don't really want any right now, thanks."
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"In no way have I rubbed anything in. And even if I did, aren't you getting married? What is wrong with everyone today?" There was a pause before. "Wait, how are you sending me a voicemail?"
Delivery on 2.14.2016
Hopefully these ones won't make you sneeze. On a job, but will see you soon, sugar. ~S
Crazy Phone Day
"Hi, I was just wondering if there was anything I should bring today. I'm assuming we won't need weapons? Let me know."
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Phone Day 2018
"Why would we need weapons? Who is this? I'm happy to help, but I need a little more information, okay? Call me back."
Beat.
"This is Steve Rogers."
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Wacky Phone Day!
"I'm flattered, but will have to pass, unfortunately. Happily married. But, uh, best of luck to you?"
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PHONE DAY
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